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A dog has no use for fancy cars or big homes or desingner clothes. Status symbols mean nothing to him. A waterlogged stick will do just fine. A dog judges others no by their color or creed or class by who they are inside. A dog doesn't care if you are rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. It was quite simple, and yet we humans, so much wiser and more sophisticated, have always had trouble figuring out what really counts and what does not.